I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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