We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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