Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
my shit smells like andre
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
Randomize
