so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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