i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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