The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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