And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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