Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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