have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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