yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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