I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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