ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Alive.
So much puke
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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