i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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