I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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