Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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