420 ftw
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Randomize
