Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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