brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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