I don't usually arrange sex via text message
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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