Christians are straight up FREAKS
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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