I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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