There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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