your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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