I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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