You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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