Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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