You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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