Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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