I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Actions speak louder than pants.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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