There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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