That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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