i think my mom watched the whole time
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
and she was petting her beer can
he was CRYING into my vagina
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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