Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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