so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Randomize