Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
You can't just leave with hair like that
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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