i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
do herpes really smell.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I just want nice things and good sex
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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