he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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