Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Randomize
