Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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