nut hugger
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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