Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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