What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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