WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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