This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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