I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Randomize
