one might say we're banned from that church
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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