so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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