Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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