time to smoke my breakfast
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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