Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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