he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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