I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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