Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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