Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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