I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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