hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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