After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
im having a threesome with these popsicles
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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